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This Week's Street Question: If you could have any job in the world, what would that be and why?
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Previous Street Question: What's more important to you, food or sex? Why?
Food. Not having sex won't kill you. And if you have enough food, you can have sex with hungry chicks with loose morals. Yes, I am this classy all the time.
Definitely food because I can involve it in my sex life. There's a reason donuts are made with holes.
Alex - I'll take Food for Forever! I can get it anytime, any where, with any one, and my favorite reason: you can have any kind of food you want. Last but not least its never been illegal to satisfy your hunger.
Um, if by "food" you mean like a bagel that I can microwave and have sex with? If that's the case, food of course. Why? Because you can't microwave a woman and eat it but you can have sex with a bagel. Duuuh.
Previous Street Question: If you got elected to be the next President of United States, what would be the first thing you'd do?
Joaquin Jang - Legal Assistant
I would try to get the partying, whoring and consumption of vices out of my system before inauguration. There wouldn't have been much time for it during the campaign and it's probably something that would get in the way of running the country.
I would give all the positions of power to Asians and then we shall rule the world! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Personally supervise the changing of new sheets in the Presidential bedroom, I don't even want to think of sleeping the same bed as the previous administration's sex germs.
Benito Mussolini - Former Dictator of a Fascist Regime
I'd promote nationalism, corporatism, militarism, strict censorship and state propaganda. Specifically, start wars, give corporations tax breaks, dismantle US constitution, and build a police state. Oh... I'd also get one of them Hawaii Chair for the office.
Previous Street Question: If you found out your significant other was cheating on you, what would you do?
Austin Boriboune - Travel agent
Break off the relationship, and go on a nice long vacation. Maybe to Mexico, Thailand, or someplace like that. By then I should be ready to date again.
Jessie Kim - Student
I'd confront them and if it was true, I'd give them a reason why that was a bad choice and a busted lip to give them something to remember.
Tina Lee - Student
Well, the relationship will definately be damaged since I lost his trust, but I wouldn't completely blame him. Unless he doesn't apologize... then I don't think I'd ever talk to him again.
O.J. Simpson - Acquited Murderer
I'd sit my wife down and have a nice heart-to-heart conversation with her. I'd want to know why she did it so I could figure out a way to be a better husband. The worst thing you could do is to get angry at her. If you do, you'd better have a damn good lawyer.
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