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If you're the type of person that likes sipping drinks because they taste good and not because of the dazed stupor they can put you in, then you're in the right place. These drinks have the same amount of alcohol content as butter... pansies.

Do you have a wussy drink recipe of you own? Represent by submitting it right here.


submitted by: itsmeallan

1/2 to 1 (entire) Lime
3 Tablespoons of sugar
1-3 pieces (leaves?) of mint
Rum (old school) OR Vodka (seen bartenders make it made this way)
Water (if needed to dilute mixture)

Yo Chico! Cut the lime into about 8 pieces, then squeeze and place about three or four (more or less, if desired) into a glass. Add three tablespoons of sugar, and tear the mint leaves into smaller pieces (to release the flavor) and place into glass. Add a ice on top (don’t fill to the top of glass--probably about half to 3/4 full). With a wooden spoon or spatula, mash together the lime, mint leaves, sugar, and ice for thirty seconds up to a minute, making sure that everything has been thoroughly squeezed and mashed through. (you might need to add a little bit of water to make this easier). Pour rum/vodka on top of mixture, and pour that mixture into another glass with new ice, leaving the crushed limes in the original glass. Add on top one or two lime pieces with one mint leave for aesthetics. Just make sure to pronounce this drink “mo-he-toe”, not ”mo-ja-do”… unless you’re ordering a round of ass kicking by a Mexican.

Amaretto Sour
submitted by: II stix

1 1/2 oz Amaretto
3/4 oz Lemon Juice
Some Ice

Surprise surprise! Guess what goes into this drink? Shake both ingredients well and the strain into a small glass filled with cracked ice. Throw a slice of orange on top and ta da… you’ve got a yummy drink. Don’t order this one out in public though if you’re a wuss… you might get beat up.

Bloody Mary
submitted by: II stix

3 oz Tomato Juice
1 1/2 oz Vodka
1/4 oz Lemon Juice
1/2 tsp Worcestershire Sauce
2-3 drops Tabasco Sauce
Salt and Pepper
Some ice

A nutritious and alcoholic beverage, who would’ve thunk it? Anyways, pour all the ingredients into a shaker and then pound the hell out of it until it’s all mixed up. Season with the salt, pepper, and Tabasco sauce to taste, and then strain into a tall glass. A wedge of lime can be added for effect, but why bother? Be careful when drinking this, or else you might turn into a bloody mess yourself.

Blue Hawaiian
submitted by: II stix

1 oz Light Rum
1 oz Blue Curacao
2 oz Pineapple Juice
1 oz Cream of Coconut
Some Ice

Aloha! Combine ingredients with one cup of crushed ice into a blender and let that baby do its thing. Pour the mushy mix into a tall glass and enjoy it like your sitting out on the beach at one of Hawaii’s many beautiful resorts. Garnish with pineapple and cherry and now you’re really living large. Just watch out for the hookers in Hawaii… they’re not worth it. Whoops!

Cherry Blossom
submitted by: II stix

1 1/2 oz Brandy
1/2 oz Cherry-flavored Brandy
1 1/2 tsps Triple Sec
1 1/2 tsps Grenadine
2 tsps Lemon Juice
Powdered Sugar
Some Ice

As beautiful as the flower itself, this drink just goes down smoooooth. First off, moisten your drinking glass around the edges with the Cherry-flavored Brandy, and then dip it into the Powdered Sugar to give it that frosty effect. Then shake all the remaining ingredients in large glass with ice, and strain into the before mentioned glass. Serve plain or with a maraschino cherry on top, and you’ve got a sweet drink to serve to all the ladies in the house.

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