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Organized booze

There's only so much room in your stomach, so why not maximize its volume by filling it with potent fluids? You can probably fit 8 shots for every 1 beer you drink. Talk about efficiencies!

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Alabama Slammer
submitted by: II stix

1 oz Amaretto
1 oz Southern Comfort
1/2 oz Sloe Gin
1/4 oz Lemon Juice

You don’t have to be a hick to enjoy this drink, although I suppose it wouldn’t hurt. Pour everything together, strain into a shot glass, and then take this sucker straight up! If you get in the mood by some chance, make sure that you’re not drinking with your brother or sister, or who knows how hick you might end up. Shudder…

3 Wise Men
submitted by: II stix

1 oz Jack Daniels
1 oz Jim Bean
1 oz Johhny Walker

Contrary to the name, there’s nothing wise about this drink at all. Some drinks are made for the sole purpose of getting funked up, and this is one of them. Add the three alcohols in any combination to the shot glass and then shoot away. For added effect, take this shot with 2 other people and sing wise men songs while drunk.

Liquid Cocaine
submitted by: Itsmeallan

1 oz Bacardi 151
1 oz Goldschlagger
1 oz Jack Daniels or Jaegermeister

A definate way to get your friends drunk, first add the Jack Daniels or Jaegermeister into a shot glass, then layer with Goldschlagger, and finally top off with the 151. Watch the cringe on their faces and enjoy as they trip into the land of hallucinations. Make sure to be far far away though when they start to come down and crave more.

252
submitted by: Melissa

1 1/2 oz 101 Proof Peppermint Schnapps
1 1/2 oz Bacardi 151

Phew… just thinking about this drink is already making my stomach churn. Mix some of that 101 proof Peppy Schnapps along with some of that 151 gasoline stuff, and you have a 50% chance of creating a new element. I think whoever created this drink, probably puked 252 oz of vomit after taking this one to the head. Blechs…

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