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If you're the type of person too weak to handle shots but still like to get your fade on, then peep these mixed drinks with the potency of gasoline. They may look like sippers, but after a few of these the only thing you'll be sippin on is bile. Ick.

And if you have Mixed drink recipe of your own you'd like to share, Represent by submitting it drink right here.

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Aquaman
submitted by: Allan Gojilde

1 oz Vodka
1 oz Rum
1 oz Gin
2 oz Blue Curacao
Some 7-Up/Lime Soda

Aquaman may be the weakest superhero but this drink sure isn’t. Pour mix into cocktail mixer with ice, shake well until very cold. Serve over ice or as shots. For full effect, put on some tight orange shirt with green spandex tights, take few swigs of this drink and soon you’ll have no problem talking to fishes.

Black Superman
submitted by: Allan Gojilde

1 oz Vodka
1 oz Gin
1 oz Rum
1 oz Sweet and Sour
1 oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Chambord Liqueur

Want to feel like Man of Steel? Want to be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound? Then don’t look here for an answer but read on if you want a tasty drink. Add everything over ice and stir to mix. So simple. Drink few of these and soon your friends will be saying, “It’s a bird, It’s a plane, it’s a… drunken ass fool”.

Combat Juice
submitted by: II stix

1 oz Gin
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Light Rum
1 oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Peach Schnapps
1 oz Blueberry Schnapps
1 oz Melon Liquour
1 oz Beer
1 oz Orange Juice
Dash of grenadine
Some Ice

Just like you got your ass whooped in Boot Camp, this drink will leave you sore in the morning. Add all these muthas into a very tall glass filled up with ice and rub that tummy before drinking. Your stomach will be waging its own personal war against your body for the next 4 hours or so.

Don Miguel
submitted by: II stix

3 oz Bacardi 151
2 oz Light Rum
2 oz Sprite or 7-Up
1/2 oz Grenadine
Some Ice

Ole!! Make this drink and every guy in the house will wanna become a bullfighter. Just throw everything into a tall glass filled 1/2 with ice, making sure not to get anything in your eyes or any open wounds. Fan away the smoke and serve to willing guests. Make sure not to have Zorro or Desperados or any Mexican soap operas on the TV when serving this drink.

Hurricane
submitted by: II stix

3 oz Bacardi 151
2 oz Pineapple Juice
2 oz Passion Fruit Juice
1 Cherry
Some Ice

After this drink, you’re the one who’s gonna end up looking like a natural disaster. Fill a tall glass about 1/2 full with ice, and then pour in the 151, the Passion Fruit Juice, and then finally the Pineapple Juice. Stir briefly just to make it look like you know how to bartender, and then serve with a cherry on top. For added effect, make them take it to the head and see what kind of gale force winds they’ll produce afterwards.

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