Organized booze

Mojito
submitted by: itsmeallan

1/2 to 1 (entire) Lime
3 Tablespoons of sugar
1-3 pieces (leaves?) of mint
Rum (old school) OR Vodka (seen bartenders make it made this way)
Ice
Water (if needed to dilute mixture)

Yo Chico! Cut the lime into about 8 pieces, then squeeze and place about three or four (more or less, if desired) into a glass. Add three tablespoons of sugar, and tear the mint leaves into smaller pieces (to release the flavor) and place into glass. Add a ice on top (don’t fill to the top of glass--probably about half to 3/4 full). With a wooden spoon or spatula, mash together the lime, mint leaves, sugar, and ice for thirty seconds up to a minute, making sure that everything has been thoroughly squeezed and mashed through. (you might need to add a little bit of water to make this easier). Pour rum/vodka on top of mixture, and pour that mixture into another glass with new ice, leaving the crushed limes in the original glass. Add on top one or two lime pieces with one mint leave for aesthetics. Just make sure to pronounce this drink “mo-he-toe”, not ”mo-ja-do”… unless you’re ordering a round of ass kicking by a Mexican.

Alabama Slammer
submitted by: II stix

1 oz Amaretto
1 oz Southern Comfort
1/2 oz Sloe Gin
1/4 oz Lemon Juice

You don’t have to be a hick to enjoy this drink, although I suppose it wouldn’t hurt. Pour everything together, strain into a shot glass, and then take this sucker straight up! If you get in the mood by some chance, make sure that you’re not drinking with your brother or sister, or who knows how hick you might end up. Shudder…

3 Wise Men
submitted by: II stix

1 oz Jack Daniels
1 oz Jim Bean
1 oz Johhny Walker

Contrary to the name, there’s nothing wise about this drink at all. Some drinks are made for the sole purpose of getting funked up, and this is one of them. Add the three alcohols in any combination to the shot glass and then shoot away. For added effect, take this shot with 2 other people and sing wise men songs while drunk.

Come With Me
submitted by: II stix

1 oz Vodka
1 oz Triple Sec
Dash of Milk
Some Ice

Fill a cocktail shaker 1/2 full of ice and pour in the vodka and triple sec. Cover up the top, and shake vigorously for five seconds. Proceed to strain the contents into a shot glass for erotic serving. To finish this pleasureable beverage, dribble a few drops of milk into each glass so it resembles male goo and shoot away. See who licks their lips first to catch any stray drops of milk they might have missed.

Brain Hemmorage
submitted by: II stix

1 oz Strawberry or Peach Schanpps
1/2 oz Bailey’s Irish Cream
Dash of Grenadine

Before making this drink, chill the Schnapps over ice and then pour into a shot glass when cold. Using the back of a spoon, pour the Bailey’s against the spoon so that the Irish Cream dribbles into the Schnapps. To finish this baby off, take the Grenadine and carefully let a few drops plop right into the center of the glass, creating one sick looking but mighty tasty drink. After shooting this baby, grab your head and pretend you are going into shock to scare the living daylights out of already drunk friends.

Aprihot
submitted by: II stix

3 oz Apricot Flavored Brandy
3 oz Boiling Water
Dash of Cinnamon
Orange or Lemon Slice

Doesn’t this sound like the nickname of a girl you know? No? Hmm… maybe it’s just me. In any case, I know you wanna make this. Just combine both ingredients together, and then sprinkle the Cinnamon on top to make it float in the poison. Accentuate with fruit slice, and enjoy most verily.

American Grog
submitted by: II stix

6 oz Hot Water
1 1/2 oz Light Rum
1/4 Lemon Slice
1 Sugar Cube

Hey everybody, we’re off to see the Wizard of Grog. Okay okay, me Tarzan… you Grog. Or how about, The Empire Grogs Back. Bah, no matter what you call it, it’s always made the same. Just add everything to a large mug, and stir it all together, and then show that French kid down the street who’s boss. Oh yeah, bring a bat with you.

Amaretto Tea
submitted by: II stix

6 oz Hot Tea
2 oz Amaretto
Some Whipped Cream

Pretty simple to make, don’t you think? Just pour some of your favorite Tea into a tall glass and then add the Amaretto in afterwards. But make sure not to stir this baby… you want to drink it pure. For you wild, crazed lunatics out there, go ahead and top this drink off with some whipped cream, and watch as your Amaretto Tea turns into Amaretto Pee. Yum.

Liquid Cocaine
submitted by: Itsmeallan

1 oz Bacardi 151
1 oz Goldschlagger
1 oz Jack Daniels or Jaegermeister

A definate way to get your friends drunk, first add the Jack Daniels or Jaegermeister into a shot glass, then layer with Goldschlagger, and finally top off with the 151. Watch the cringe on their faces and enjoy as they trip into the land of hallucinations. Make sure to be far far away though when they start to come down and crave more.

Aquaman
submitted by: Allan Gojilde

1 oz Vodka
1 oz Rum
1 oz Gin
2 oz Blue Curacao
Some 7-Up/Lime Soda

Aquaman may be the weakest superhero but this drink sure isn’t. Pour mix into cocktail mixer with ice, shake well until very cold. Serve over ice or as shots. For full effect, put on some tight orange shirt with green spandex tights, take few swigs of this drink and soon you’ll have no problem talking to fishes.

Black Superman
submitted by: Allan Gojilde

1 oz Vodka
1 oz Gin
1 oz Rum
1 oz Sweet and Sour
1 oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Chambord Liqueur

Want to feel like Man of Steel? Want to be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound? Then don’t look here for an answer but read on if you want a tasty drink. Add everything over ice and stir to mix. So simple. Drink few of these and soon your friends will be saying, “It’s a bird, It’s a plane, it’s a… drunken ass fool”.

Combat Juice
submitted by: II stix

1 oz Gin
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Light Rum
1 oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Peach Schnapps
1 oz Blueberry Schnapps
1 oz Melon Liquour
1 oz Beer
1 oz Orange Juice
Dash of grenadine
Some Ice

Just like you got your ass whooped in Boot Camp, this drink will leave you sore in the morning. Add all these muthas into a very tall glass filled up with ice and rub that tummy before drinking. Your stomach will be waging its own personal war against your body for the next 4 hours or so.

Amaretto Sour
submitted by: II stix

1 1/2 oz Amaretto
3/4 oz Lemon Juice
Some Ice

Surprise surprise! Guess what goes into this drink? Shake both ingredients well and the strain into a small glass filled with cracked ice. Throw a slice of orange on top and ta da… you’ve got a yummy drink. Don’t order this one out in public though if you’re a wuss… you might get beat up.

Blow Job
submitted by: II stix

1/2 oz Frangelico
1/2 oz Bailey’s Irish Cream
1/2 oz Kahlua
Whipped Cream
Some Ice

Watch out for guys ordering this drink!! Fill a cocktail shaker 1/2 full of ice and pour in all these creamy ingredients. Shake it up like you’re rolling a pair of dice and then pour all of it into a shot glass. Carefully top off with the whipped cream so that it slops and drips over the side a bit. Instruct whoever is drinking this baby to wrap their lips around the shot glass and to drink it up WITHOUT using their hands. Watch all the guys put their hands in their pockets when they see the whipped cream dribbling from the drinker’s lips and down their chin.

Bermuda Triangle
submitted by: II stix

3 oz Orange Juice
1 oz Peach Schnapps
1/2 oz Spiced Rum

Drink a couple of these and who knows where you’ll end up? Just pour all three alcohols into a small glass in any order and mix it up like your DJ Kool. For added effect, wear a Hawaiian shirt and dance around like an ass. If anyone gets pissed off at you, just tell them it’s the alcohol talking, and then smack em in the back of the head when they’re not looking.

Bloody Mary
submitted by: II stix

3 oz Tomato Juice
1 1/2 oz Vodka
1/4 oz Lemon Juice
1/2 tsp Worcestershire Sauce
2-3 drops Tabasco Sauce
Salt and Pepper
Some ice

A nutritious and alcoholic beverage, who would’ve thunk it? Anyways, pour all the ingredients into a shaker and then pound the hell out of it until it’s all mixed up. Season with the salt, pepper, and Tabasco sauce to taste, and then strain into a tall glass. A wedge of lime can be added for effect, but why bother? Be careful when drinking this, or else you might turn into a bloody mess yourself.

Blue Hawaiian
submitted by: II stix

1 oz Light Rum
1 oz Blue Curacao
2 oz Pineapple Juice
1 oz Cream of Coconut
Some Ice

Aloha! Combine ingredients with one cup of crushed ice into a blender and let that baby do its thing. Pour the mushy mix into a tall glass and enjoy it like your sitting out on the beach at one of Hawaii’s many beautiful resorts. Garnish with pineapple and cherry and now you’re really living large. Just watch out for the hookers in Hawaii… they’re not worth it. Whoops!

Cherry Blossom
submitted by: II stix

1 1/2 oz Brandy
1/2 oz Cherry-flavored Brandy
1 1/2 tsps Triple Sec
1 1/2 tsps Grenadine
2 tsps Lemon Juice
Powdered Sugar
Some Ice

As beautiful as the flower itself, this drink just goes down smoooooth. First off, moisten your drinking glass around the edges with the Cherry-flavored Brandy, and then dip it into the Powdered Sugar to give it that frosty effect. Then shake all the remaining ingredients in large glass with ice, and strain into the before mentioned glass. Serve plain or with a maraschino cherry on top, and you’ve got a sweet drink to serve to all the ladies in the house.

Brandy Blazer
submitted by: Ki

2 oz Brandy
1 Sugar Cube
1 Orange Peel

No, this isn’t what Brandy wears to formal events, although that probably wouldn’t taste too bad either. Instead, you want to combine all three of these ingredients into a medium-sized glass, and then light it on fire while stirring it at the same time. Keep stimulating the liquid for a few seconds, until it’s ready to be strained into a hot punch cup. Serve to all friends and partygoers, and time how long it takes for everyone to take off their blazers. Hint: Keep video camera ready.

Don Miguel
submitted by: II stix

3 oz Bacardi 151
2 oz Light Rum
2 oz Sprite or 7-Up
1/2 oz Grenadine
Some Ice

Ole!! Make this drink and every guy in the house will wanna become a bullfighter. Just throw everything into a tall glass filled 1/2 with ice, making sure not to get anything in your eyes or any open wounds. Fan away the smoke and serve to willing guests. Make sure not to have Zorro or Desperados or any Mexican soap operas on the TV when serving this drink.

Hurricane
submitted by: II stix

3 oz Bacardi 151
2 oz Pineapple Juice
2 oz Passion Fruit Juice
1 Cherry
Some Ice

After this drink, you’re the one who’s gonna end up looking like a natural disaster. Fill a tall glass about 1/2 full with ice, and then pour in the 151, the Passion Fruit Juice, and then finally the Pineapple Juice. Stir briefly just to make it look like you know how to bartender, and then serve with a cherry on top. For added effect, make them take it to the head and see what kind of gale force winds they’ll produce afterwards.

252
submitted by: Melissa

1 1/2 oz 101 Proof Peppermint Schnapps
1 1/2 oz Bacardi 151

Phew… just thinking about this drink is already making my stomach churn. Mix some of that 101 proof Peppy Schnapps along with some of that 151 gasoline stuff, and you have a 50% chance of creating a new element. I think whoever created this drink, probably puked 252 oz of vomit after taking this one to the head. Blechs…