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When you need something to warm you up and masturbation just isn't cuttin it anymore, try one of these toasty drinks. They make you feel warm and fuzzy inside... probably more fuzzy than warm.

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Aprihot
submitted by: II stix

3 oz Apricot Flavored Brandy
3 oz Boiling Water
Dash of Cinnamon
Orange or Lemon Slice

Doesn’t this sound like the nickname of a girl you know? No? Hmm… maybe it’s just me. In any case, I know you wanna make this. Just combine both ingredients together, and then sprinkle the Cinnamon on top to make it float in the poison. Accentuate with fruit slice, and enjoy most verily.

American Grog
submitted by: II stix

6 oz Hot Water
1 1/2 oz Light Rum
1/4 Lemon Slice
1 Sugar Cube

Hey everybody, we’re off to see the Wizard of Grog. Okay okay, me Tarzan… you Grog. Or how about, The Empire Grogs Back. Bah, no matter what you call it, it’s always made the same. Just add everything to a large mug, and stir it all together, and then show that French kid down the street who’s boss. Oh yeah, bring a bat with you.

Amaretto Tea
submitted by: II stix

6 oz Hot Tea
2 oz Amaretto
Some Whipped Cream

Pretty simple to make, don’t you think? Just pour some of your favorite Tea into a tall glass and then add the Amaretto in afterwards. But make sure not to stir this baby… you want to drink it pure. For you wild, crazed lunatics out there, go ahead and top this drink off with some whipped cream, and watch as your Amaretto Tea turns into Amaretto Pee. Yum.

Brandy Blazer
submitted by: Ki

2 oz Brandy
1 Sugar Cube
1 Orange Peel

No, this isn’t what Brandy wears to formal events, although that probably wouldn’t taste too bad either. Instead, you want to combine all three of these ingredients into a medium-sized glass, and then light it on fire while stirring it at the same time. Keep stimulating the liquid for a few seconds, until it’s ready to be strained into a hot punch cup. Serve to all friends and partygoers, and time how long it takes for everyone to take off their blazers. Hint: Keep video camera ready.

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