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The drinks found in here are good for parties and damnit... they just have cool names. Hence the department name Cool Drinks. You would think II stix would be more original than that, but then you'd get in trouble for thinking...

Do you have a Cool drink recipe of you own? Represent by submitting it right here.

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Come With Me
submitted by: II stix

1 oz Vodka
1 oz Triple Sec
Dash of Milk
Some Ice

Fill a cocktail shaker 1/2 full of ice and pour in the vodka and triple sec. Cover up the top, and shake vigorously for five seconds. Proceed to strain the contents into a shot glass for erotic serving. To finish this pleasureable beverage, dribble a few drops of milk into each glass so it resembles male goo and shoot away. See who licks their lips first to catch any stray drops of milk they might have missed.

Brain Hemmorage
submitted by: II stix

1 oz Strawberry or Peach Schanpps
1/2 oz Bailey’s Irish Cream
Dash of Grenadine

Before making this drink, chill the Schnapps over ice and then pour into a shot glass when cold. Using the back of a spoon, pour the Bailey’s against the spoon so that the Irish Cream dribbles into the Schnapps. To finish this baby off, take the Grenadine and carefully let a few drops plop right into the center of the glass, creating one sick looking but mighty tasty drink. After shooting this baby, grab your head and pretend you are going into shock to scare the living daylights out of already drunk friends.

Blow Job
submitted by: II stix

1/2 oz Frangelico
1/2 oz Bailey’s Irish Cream
1/2 oz Kahlua
Whipped Cream
Some Ice

Watch out for guys ordering this drink!! Fill a cocktail shaker 1/2 full of ice and pour in all these creamy ingredients. Shake it up like you’re rolling a pair of dice and then pour all of it into a shot glass. Carefully top off with the whipped cream so that it slops and drips over the side a bit. Instruct whoever is drinking this baby to wrap their lips around the shot glass and to drink it up WITHOUT using their hands. Watch all the guys put their hands in their pockets when they see the whipped cream dribbling from the drinker’s lips and down their chin.

Bermuda Triangle
submitted by: II stix

3 oz Orange Juice
1 oz Peach Schnapps
1/2 oz Spiced Rum

Drink a couple of these and who knows where you’ll end up? Just pour all three alcohols into a small glass in any order and mix it up like your DJ Kool. For added effect, wear a Hawaiian shirt and dance around like an ass. If anyone gets pissed off at you, just tell them it’s the alcohol talking, and then smack em in the back of the head when they’re not looking.

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