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We ask stupid questions, we get stupid answers. Okay... maybe all we've got is the capacity to rip off other people's slogans, but we do it with style damn it! Everyday us II stix goons will take time out of our busy schedule to answer your questions so you can sleep better at night. We know you'd only ask questions dear to your heart, and that's why we care.
Please remember that our answers make absolutely no sense at all, and are purely for entertainment value only. If you're going to start taking our advice, you're better off just jumping off a bridge.
Represent by submitting your answer to the Street Question.
I have girlfriend that I love dearly but we fight constantly. Is love enough?
Submitted by Andrew
Ki Big Cheese
No. You guys are better off being fuck buddies. All the benefits minus the drama. No one wants to live with someone who you fight with constantly.
June Miss Thang
Now THIS is an example of the previously submitted question: What does love is blind mean? This guy is so blinded by his love for this hobag that he probably can't see that she's most likely a whiny brat who is too needy to appreciate anything he ever does. Sounds like they deserve each other.
Jay Marketing Geek
Is there a lot of make up sex? ...if so, that'd be good enough for me.
Is there really only one person out there for you?
Submitted by Hopeless Romantic
Ki Big Cheese
Yes. There are over 6 billion people in the world and there's only ONE person for you. If you don't find this person, you will die as a lonely and miserable old person. You better start your search now and hope that this person doesn't live in African jungle where they don't have phone or email access.
June Miss Thang
If you're Lindsay Lohan, there are tons of people out there for you.
Jay Marketing Geek
I'm sure there is but I probably scared them off.
What does love is blind mean?
Submitted by Judy Kim
Ki Big Cheese
It means you still love someone even though they have flaws like... missing teeth, toe fungus, mole with hair growing out of it, pizza face, extra nipple, uni-brow, excessive nose hair, etc.
June Miss Thang
Love is blind means my boyfriend still loves me after he wakes up from the coma that resulted from my atomic fart.
Jay Marketing Geek
It means that as long as you get to stick it in the right (read: any) hole, it doesn't matter what s/he looks like.
How often do you pick your nose?
Submitted by Hong
Ki Big Cheese
It'd be easier for me to figure out when do I NOT pick my nose.
June Miss Thang
I pick my nose every couple days. gotta keep the oxygen flowing to the brain, you know.
Jay Marketing Geek
If I didn't have to type this out, I'd be picking it right now. Wait... wait... oh look a nugget!
Why do Asians, Koreans in particular, love New Wave so much?
Submitted by Michael Cho
Ki Big Cheese
Cause you don't have to know how to dance to dance to New Wave.
June Miss Thang
I had to google what new wave is, so either you are hanging out with lame friends or... you are hanging out with lame friends.
Jay Marketing Geek
Who doesn't like Depeche Mode?
Or Culture Club?
Why do you "put your two cents in" when it is only "a penny for your thoughts"? What happens to the other penny?
Submitted by Ronnie Vu
Ki Big Cheese
Government takes it like everything else.
June Miss Thang
It obviously goes to the thought fairy, who charges 50% on all thoughts. I hear that it is going to increase to 55% in 2009.
Jay Marketing Geek
It goes in the penny jar. Those things are bloody helpful.
What do you do when you hear sex noises coming from your roommates room or from the apartment near you?
Submitted by tenjay
Ki Big Cheese
Go over there wearing pizza delivery guy outfit and some pizza. See what happens.
June Miss Thang
Record it and use it as leverage... you never know when you might need it.
Jay Marketing Geek
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