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We ask stupid questions, we get stupid answers. Okay... maybe all we've got is the capacity to rip off other people's slogans, but we do it with style damn it! Everyday us II stix goons will take time out of our busy schedule to answer your questions so you can sleep better at night. We know you'd only ask questions dear to your heart, and that's why we care.

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I always wondered why the Asian stereotype of a nerd with the stable career and house can't be the envy of everyone? I mean if it was a white, black, latino guy all the gals would get a piece of that.
Submitted by adam won

KiKi Big Cheese
Generally speaking, nerd & stability does not evoke image of sexiness. Don't assume females of other races would "get a piece of that" because in theory nerd & stability is ideal but in actuality, cool & exciting lot more fun.

JuneJune Miss Thang
its bc asians arent typically the deadbeat, no-insurance-having, white-trailer-trash type. typically. so... the bar is set a bit higher. 9-5 with a 1 story just does not cut it anymore, sorry to say. it probably doesn't help that a lot of asian women are high maintenance.

MikeMike Legal Assasin
Aspirational fantasies rarely center around mundane, modest stability.

Since becoming an "adult" and bathing regularly, what is the longest you went without bathing and what were the circumstances?
Submitted by tenjay

KiKi Big Cheese
About 2 weeks. I had small surgery done and wasn't allowed to shower til it healed properly. It sucked because I hate feeling dirty/greasy/smelly.

JuneJune Miss Thang
whenever i visit my parents my mom and i both go for about 4 days without showering bc we literally just sit around the house all day watching tv and leafing through fashion mags while my dad is at work. we do this for days, and get totally lost just having fun and catching up that inevitably, hygiene takes a back seat. then eventually one of us tells the other that they smell.

MikeMike Legal Assasin
I've gone 6 week without bathing. Amazing rafting/hiking trip along the San Juan river. I was in the water for alot of it, but that doesn't qualify as bathing.

hmm...I deciding on vacation country destinations this Sept. any cheap plane ticket suggestions?
Submitted by Adam Won

MikeMike Legal Assasin
If you are willing to endorse a religion you may or may not beleive in, you can go to lots of places you never thought you would go. On the other hand, if that place is hostile to your particular preachings, it might be a bit dodgy. But think of the exciting vacation stories!

JuneJune Miss Thang
dunno about cheap, but i really want to go to bali and phuket after seeing my friends' photos from their recent trips. it's indonesia and thailand, can't be that expensive, right?

JayJay Marketing Geek
I'm not too familiar with cheap plane tickets and to be honest I haven't really considered traveling thanks to my current situation. I will say though I won't be going to the Philippines any time soon. The mere thought of all the mothers trying to get me to marry their daughters just so they can get a green card frightens me.

What are somethings that make you different from the stereotypes of your gender and race?
Submitted by Tenjay

KiKi Big Cheese
I'm not an engineer or a doctor. And I'm hairy.

JuneJune Miss Thang
I was born and raised in america, on an american diet, with american ideals. although i am (proud to say) not completely oblivious to my heritage, my parents are progressive enough to let me choose who i want to be. also, i can drive (well), i suck at math, i have curves, and i am pretty much a giant when i go to korea. i don't enjoy drama and i HATE red bean paste.

MikeMike Legal Assasin
I'm 6' tall and weigh in at about 250 lbs. For my age group, I'm probably on the bigger side of Asian men. Culturally, I don't think I am very similar to many Korean men. This is a result of not being raised in the Korean community as a child, and being failry circumspect of it as an adult. My parents, for better or worse, elected to chose a path of assimilation and integration. I think it provides me the benefit of being able to take an a la carte approach to my heritage, celebrating and embracing what I like about it, and being able to avoid what I find distasteful about it.

Even though I hope for the new Obama administration, I don't see significantly economic growth for a couple of years. I'm planning to jump ship and haul my ass to another country, any suggestions?
Submitted by Adam Won

KiKi Big Cheese
China might be good since they are growing like crazy and you might find some decent opportunities there. Or if you want to just chill for few years, try certain parts of South America, Thailand or Philippine. Cost of living is super cheap and if you are fortunate enough to land a good job maximizing your English skills, you should do iiight.

JuneJune Miss Thang
Pussy. No but seriously I don't care about politics.

MikeMike Legal Assasin
I think regardless of whomever was put into office, the economic growth of the United States was going to have a bleak outlook. I think what is lost in the increasing ideologial balkanization of the American public is that, both sides are patriots and they do want to make the country a better place. With the notable exception of Fox News, Dick Cheney and Michelle Bachmann. Wanting to leave the country is not the solution, its not going to help anything. We need a collective effort from all Americans to get ourselves out of the situation we are in right now. Is leaving really going to hurt anything either? Probably not. I do remember telling a former friend, who tried to justify and defend the corporate practices of large banks and investing institutions, as she were about to leave the country. "I'm glad you're leaving the country, because its people like you who are killing it. You're never going to be part of the solution, and I hope you find a wonderful life outside of the US and never come back." I'm a dick.

Is there ever a bad time for sex? If yes, when? If not, why?
Submitted by Tenjay

MikeMike Legal Assasin
Whatever, blumpies or blumpkins are great. I would say with someone who has Chron's Disease, or any sort of irritable bowel syndrome. Tub Girl. Not a good scene.

JuneJune Miss Thang
Yes, during a BM.

JayJay Marketing Geek
Probably during a 1:1 with your manager during a year-end review. Unless you're sexing your manager.

Are you a Star Wars or Star Trek person? Why?
Submitted by Michael Cho

KiKi Big Cheese
Star Wars. Better special effects, production and overall epic story. Also, out of shape Captain Kurk of Star Trek seem too gay in his tight polyester uniform.

JuneJune Miss Thang
Neither, really... I might have been born just SLIGHTLY too late to really be crazy about either. But I do prefer Star Wars because I tend to like epic movies like Lord of The Rings, etc.

JayJay Marketing Geek
Both. Because I'm down like that.

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