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We ask stupid questions, we get stupid answers. Okay... maybe all we've got is the capacity to rip off other people's slogans, but we do it with style damn it! Everyday us II stix goons will take time out of our busy schedule to answer your questions so you can sleep better at night. We know you'd only ask questions dear to your heart, and that's why we care.
Please remember that our answers make absolutely no sense at all, and are purely for entertainment value only. If you're going to start taking our advice, you're better off just jumping off a bridge.
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What question do you personally dread being asked and what question do you look forward to receiving?
Submitted by Tenjay
Ki Big Cheese
Dread: "Are you ready?"
Look Forward: "Are you ready?"
June Miss Thang
I hate small talk, so I hate when I see someone walking towards me and I know they're going to ask me how are you or how was your weekend, because I'm going to have to answer with some bullshit like fine how are you or oh same old same old. I like when people ask me about food because I can always talk about food and after all, I am the master of all things food.
Jay Marketing Geek
Dread: "So, when are you going to lose weight?"
Look Forward: "How do you like your steak cooked?"
If you could invite one person (living preferably) to the iistix boards, who would it be and why?
Submitted by Jay99
Ki Big Cheese
Wilt Chamberlain. This man had sex with over 20,000 women. Imagine all the stories this guy would tell.
June Miss Thang
Conan O'brien, because that man is a genius.
Mike Legal Assasin
Wow. There are so many. There are people I would invite do they could asnwer for war crimes, or crimes against humanity, George W. Bush and Tila Tequila. Some others because I think they are amusing, Kevin Smith or Chuck Klosterman. I would love Sen. Barack Obama, but to be honest, in my heart of hearts, I know who I really want to invite here. Your mom.
If you get a personal trainer and all other factors equal, would you rather it be a hot guy or a hot woman?
Submitted by Jay99
Ki Big Cheese
Money and hot women are motivation to all things in life for guys. Since money wasn't one of the choices, I'd have to say hot woman.
June Miss Thang
I'd rather have a hot woman. It would motivate me more.
Mike Legal Assasin
I would prefer a hot guy. Because even if you think you would work harder for a hot girl, you also waste time and energy staring at her. At least the hot guy can call you out for not putting forth good effort, if it was a hot girl giving you grief, you put forth the extra effort and then she leaves after your hour is done. Tease.
Do you like it when your head is being blown up and how do feel towards big heads in general?
Submitted by Sherry
Ki Big Cheese
I prefer my head sucked. And I like big head because most girls prefer it.
June Miss Thang
Everyone likes their ego stroked, and usually people with big heads have reason to be that way. Personally I think it's more admirable for someone like that to be modest. It's sexier to find out that a guy SHOULD have a big head, but that he actually doesn't.
Jay Marketing Geek
I hate it when someone hits me with a headshot; I feel pwned at that point.
What is more difficult, college or life afterwards?
Submitted by Tenjay
Ki Big Cheese
Tough question. In life afterwards, you have many responsibilities and worries like getting a good job, paying bills, saving up for the future, meeting someone, etc. In college, you worry about... um... ah... getting laid. So based on those reasoning, I'm going to have to say college.
June Miss Thang
Well, considering all I did in college was eat, sleep, go out, and play video games... oh wait, I still do that.
Jay Marketing Geek
Life afterwards. In college, you had an ultimate goal: graduate (with getting as much ass as possible). After college, you could wander the earth like caine.
Why do trannies dress like skanks? Or do skanks dress like trannies?
Submitted by Michael Cho
Ki Big Cheese
When you lack something, you have to compensate it somehow. Trannies compensate lack of femininity by being more skankier than skanks. And skanks... well... they are just stupid and have no taste.
June Miss Thang
Because trannies are always skanks, and skanks may or may not be trannies.
Jay Marketing Geek
If you got it, flaunt it.
Why is a round pizza put in a square box?
Submitted by Amy
Ki Big Cheese
It'd be kinda hard to deliver the pizza if pizza was put ON a square box.
June Miss Thang
Have you every tried making a round anything out of cardboard? Where would the hinge go? My IQ just dropped 10 points answering this question.
Jay Marketing Geek
For the pizza to have enough room to move around just so that it has a chance to get ruined on the way over to the house.
