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We ask stupid questions, we get stupid answers. Okay... maybe all we've got is the capacity to rip off other people's slogans, but we do it with style damn it! Everyday us II stix goons will take time out of our busy schedule to answer your questions so you can sleep better at night. We know you'd only ask questions dear to your heart, and that's why we care.
Please remember that our answers make absolutely no sense at all, and are purely for entertainment value only. If you're going to start taking our advice, you're better off just jumping off a bridge.
Represent by submitting your answer to the Street Question.
What is the best way to lose weight for summer?
Submitted by Sandra
Ki Big Cheese
Hang out with fat friends so you look skinnier standing next to them.
June Miss Thang
Get up off your ass and away from the computer, and go for a walk, swim, or bike ride.
Jay Marketing Geek
If you haven't lost the weight by summer, you might as well wear a mumu and gorge on BBQ. That's what I'm going to do!
Have you guys seen any good movies lately?
Submitted by Rob C.
Ki Big Cheese
Cream Pie Org... errr... I mean Kung-Fu Panda! Um... yeah.
June Miss Thang
After watching Indiana Jones 4, I have lost all faith in movies... know of one to change my mind?
Jay Marketing Geek
Not lately but I do want to see this.
Why doesn't anyone want you ask you guys any questions?
Submitted by Icy
Ki Big Cheese
Most people have life beside internet. 
June Miss Thang
Have you been reading the answers we've been giving?
Jay Marketing Geek
I must have scared them off with my superior intellect.
Why do jeans get stiff?
Submitted by Icy
Ki Big Cheese
Perhaps, your BF jizzed on them?
June Miss Thang
That's what happens when your jeans are too small and you can't stop staring at my breasts, you perv.
Mike Legal Assasin
1. Because you don't wash them enough.
2. Because you're fat. You can't squeeze 10 lbs of cottage cheese into a 5 lbs bag. Go run a lap or 5.
Why does Pepto Bismol make your poop darker?
Submitted by Kiggah
Ki Big Cheese
Bismuth in the Pepto Bismol will turn everything black. Just look at the diagram below.
June Miss Thang
It's simple color theory. Just like yellow and blue make green, pepto and poop make... darker poop. Look it up if you don't believe me.
Mike Legal Assasin
1. You look at poop way too much.
2. Its because your soul is dark.
3. Bismuth + sulfur in you gi tract = dark poop.
Who or what is the biggest threat to Asian-America?
Submitted by Michael Cho
Ki Big Cheese
Cultural assimilation. We try too hard to fit in. Destruction of culture and self-identity is something we all need to stop from happening.
June Miss Thang
People like Tila "Tequila" Nguyen. If these are the kind of people the future of Asian-America has to look up to, we are truly doomed.
Jay Marketing Geek
Yellow Fever.
Besides yourself, if you had to choose the hottest male or female on iistix, who would it be and why?
Submitted by Anonymous
Ki Big Cheese
For female, I always thought Tito was pretty hot. She's just hot all over. For male, Currychicken is a good boyish looking dude. I think his retarded sense of humor makes him attractive.
June Miss Thang
If you all think I am going to say versus, you are wrong. After all, he was the biggest asshole on these boards! I still have a sweet spot for the forum sweetheart, kigga.
Jay Marketing Geek
How can I not be the hottest? I'm always sweating!
