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We ask stupid questions, we get stupid answers. Okay... maybe all we've got is the capacity to rip off other people's slogans, but we do it with style damn it! Everyday us II stix goons will take time out of our busy schedule to answer your questions so you can sleep better at night. We know you'd only ask questions dear to your heart, and that's why we care.
Please remember that our answers make absolutely no sense at all, and are purely for entertainment value only. If you're going to start taking our advice, you're better off just jumping off a bridge.
Represent by submitting your answer to the Street Question.
What is your technique with poking?
Submitted by Icy
Ki Big Cheese
Now it's about time that I cleared this
so pardon me miss
but I'd like for you to hear this
If you poke me then I'll poke you back
You see I feel real good inside and it's just from your nearness
there's no need for you to fear this
Poke me, I'll poke you back
mmmm-
Mike Legal Assasin
Well, you can't just jackhammer away. Sometimes you need to take a different pace... wait, are you talking about that Facebook thing? Well, you can just jackhammer away with that either.
Jay Marketing Geek
I'm quick, like a thief in the night. Or one-pump chump.
Jelly or syrup?
Submitted by Jay
Ki Big Cheese
Jelly of course. My favorite kind is KY.
June Miss Thang
On pancakes, always syrup and butter, lots of butter. In the bedroom, neither! Too sticky. Again, lots of butter.
Mike Legal Assasin
That's a decision to be made between you and your cellmate. You've lived in Man Jose too long.
What is your favorite color and why?
Submitted by Mary
Ki Big Cheese
Yellow. Cause that's the color of my... um... urine. Actually, it's been my favorite color ever since kindergarten. I had a puppy crush on a girl who wore bright canary yellow jacket.
I'm such a dork.
Mike Legal Assasin
Black. Because I'm Asian. And unimaginative.
Jay Marketing Geek
Brown. I'll leave the interpretation to you.
Can you recommend me some fun sites to visit other than iistix?
Submitted by Brian
Ki Big Cheese
I enjoy http://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew, http://daringfireball.net, http://www.8asians.com and http://www.aintnodisco.com. Mostly artsy-fartsy-designee sites.
June Miss Thang
I like looking at http://yimmyayo.tumblr.com, http://www.iheartluxe.com, http://www.geekologie.com, http://www.digg.com, http://www.engadget.com, http://www.velospace.org.
Mike Legal Assasin
It depends on what you are into. I like http://toplessrobot.com, http://gizmodo.com, http://jalopnik.com, http://kotaku.com, http://fark.com, http://news.bbc.co.uk, and of course, http://barackobama.com. Its fully of hope-y goodness.
Do you guys just get no love?
Submitted by Icy
Ki Big Cheese
I get plenty but who said plenty was ever enough.
June Miss Thang
I'm not going to answer this because of, well, the obvious.
Mike Legal Assasin
Such is the burden of a II stix question answerer. Wait, Ki is married, June is pretty. I'm the only one who doesn't get love. Its so cold and lonely in here.
When will I receive my limited edition Batman action figure from Graphitti Designs?
Submitted by Dooks
Ki Big Cheese
When you make that $100 donation to II stix fund.
June Miss Thang
When grown men stop acting like 10 year olds (never).
Mike Legal Assasin
Never, because Ms. Thang threw it out, along with the II stix comic, sports card and action figure collection. Women are cruel, that's the lesson you can take from this.
Who gives better answers, the Legal Assassin or Marketing Geek?
Submitted by tenjay
Ki Big Cheese
I hope you are not here looking for good answers.
Mike Legal Assasin
Well all give different perspective to every question. To quantify it would be an injustice. I noticed you were too afraid to include Miss Thang in the question as well. Chicken.
Jay Marketing Geek
I'd have to say the Legal Assassin b/c he thought my breasts were good enough and didn't need silicone augmentation.
