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We ask stupid questions, we get stupid answers. Okay... maybe all we've got is the capacity to rip off other people's slogans, but we do it with style damn it! Everyday us II stix goons will take time out of our busy schedule to answer your questions so you can sleep better at night. We know you'd only ask questions dear to your heart, and that's why we care.

Please remember that our answers make absolutely no sense at all, and are purely for entertainment value only. If you're going to start taking our advice, you're better off just jumping off a bridge.

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What is something that as a good person you know you should do (like putting your trash in the trash can), that you really don't like doing?
Submitted by Tenjay

KiKi Big Cheese
I say "excuse me" even though I feel like saying "get the fuck out of the way" when people don't stand to one side on escalator.

JuneJune Miss Thang
Showering.

JayMike Legal Assasin
Wearing underwear on humid days. The boys need to breathe.

If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Submitted by Michael Cho

KiKi Big Cheese
Rice. I'm Asian after all.

JuneJune Miss Thang
does... not... compute...

JayJay Marketing Geek
One thing: Spam. One meal: Porterhouse steak, medium rare, and steamed rice.

Does Ikea really only sell crap goods?
Submitted by Icy

MikeMike Legal Assasin
Ikea sells well marketed items incorporating aesthetically appealing design and functionality. Some of it is crap, and some of it is made from lingonberries.

JuneJune Miss Thang
i would say the majority of ikea goods are decent, but i wouldn't call them investments. particle board won't stand the test of time like solid wood will.

JayJay Marketing Geek
Ikea isn't crap, it's just easy to break.

Who would be a worse date, William Hung, Tila Tequila, or Cho Sueng Hui?
Submitted by Michael Cho

KiKi Big Cheese
Cho Sueng Hui. I have much experience getting along with dorks and skanks but not so much mass murderer.

JuneJune Miss Thang
i think william hung would actually be pretty sweet to you, but i don't think i could talk to the other two for very long... ugh.

JayJay Marketing Geek
Has to be William Hung. I can at least look at Tila Tequila and talk about guns with Cho Seung Hui.

Where and when will you be taking your next vacation?
Submitted by Tenjay

MikeMike Legal Assasin
My next vacation will be in Denver, Colorado this June for a wedding. And then to San Francisco, California, for a family reunion/wedding. Where I'm hoping to hang out with some other II stixers.

JuneJune Miss Thang
I just came back from a vacation to korea for two weeks, I probably won't see another one for a really long time since I'll need to get a job soon. But I am going to SF this weekend for the first time.

JayJay Marketing Geek
I am on vacation. Bumming around with no money is the way to go!

Would you rather be a huge blimp in size or a boney anorexic looking stick and why?
Submitted by Icy

KiKi Big Cheese
Skinny I guess. Only because huge blimp sized people smell.

JuneJune Miss Thang
Hate to say it but i'd rather be anorexic so i don't get winded just from getting out of bed... plus i would probably smell better. Then again... being anorexic requires not eating... this question is just asking how i would want to LOOK, right??

MikeMike Legal Assasin
I would rather be a blimp. That way, I can share my body warmth and a soft place for kittens and puppies to sleep. Its eaiser to be a blimp than a stick.

Are you getting a tax refund back this year? And if so, what are you spending it on?
Submitted by Jay

KiKi Big Cheese
I think so but it's only because I paid sooooo much this past year. I'm spending it on bills. It's a vicious cycle I tell ya.

JuneJune Miss Thang
I already got my federal and spent it on car maintenance. CA is bankrupt so i'm still waiting for that one... probably going towards bills.

MikeMike Legal Assasin
Yes, I received a tax refund this year. I spent it on a flat screen TV. Yes, a Korean one.

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