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We ask stupid questions, we get stupid answers. Okay... maybe all we've got is the capacity to rip off other people's slogans, but we do it with style damn it! Everyday us II stix goons will take time out of our busy schedule to answer your questions so you can sleep better at night. We know you'd only ask questions dear to your heart, and that's why we care.
Please remember that our answers make absolutely no sense at all, and are purely for entertainment value only. If you're going to start taking our advice, you're better off just jumping off a bridge.
Represent by submitting your answer to the Street Question.
Take a quick look outside your window, what do you see?
Submitted by tenjay
Ki Big Cheese
Top of adjacent buildings. Streets of San Francisco.
June Miss Thang
It's 2 AM, so I see nothing but darkness and streetlights.
Jay Marketing Geek
The atrium.
What's your favorite food?
Submitted by MayMay
Ki Big Cheese
Kimchi Jiggae (kimchi stew?). It's spicy and goes well with almost anything.
June Miss Thang
Impossible to answer, trust me I have been trying to for the past 25 years, but I just love everything too much.
Mike Legal Assasin
Prime Rib. One with a nice crust, accompanied by some creamy horsedradish. Perhaps some spinach, new potatoes or grilled asparagus. Although initally, I wanted to say poon was my favorite food, but that's a bit declasse.
Supposing they were all single, if the Big Cheese, Legal Assassin and Marketing Geek all tried to pick up Miss Thang in a bar, who would have the best luck?
Submitted by Tenjay
Ki Big Cheese
My guess is Legal Assassin. Marketing geek has no game and I'm a FOB.
June Miss Thang
Did any of you say whoever buys her chicken wings because she doesn't drink? (and make sure its blue cheese, not ranch)
Jay Marketing Geek
Probably the Legal Assassin because could probably take a punch better than the other two.
What is your favorite game system of all time and why?
Submitted by Diablo 3
Ki Big Cheese
Sega Dreamcast, with Intellivision being very close second. Dreamcast had the best controller, most creative games (Seamen, Shenmue, Rival Schools, Chu Chu Rocket). Advanced D & D: Treasure of Tarmin and all the Sports games for Intellivision also rocked.
June Miss Thang
Well being a girl, I am inclined to say anything nintendo, especially the new DSi coming out, but I also enjoy some xbox360 (gears of war) and pc games (team fortress 2).
Jay Marketing Geek
Atari 2600. It made me the degenerate I am today.
Of the many things men could learn from women, what would men be best served learning from women?
Submitted by Tenjay
Ki Big Cheese
Not everything have to be about sex.
June Miss Thang
PAY ATTENTION.
Mike Legal Assasin
That women can bleed for 5 days straight and still live.
What was your freakiest sexual experience and who was it with?
Submitted by Icy
Ki Big Cheese
Can't go into too much detail but it was hot, sweaty, slippery and lasted about 5-6 hours.
June Miss Thang
Do dreams count? It was john mayer. That is all.
Mike Legal Assasin
I walked in on my roommate, masturbating. Wait, that didn't sound right. I walked in to my roommate's room, while I was masturbating. I asked him if I could borrow a sock.
If you could only use one condiment for the rest of your life, what would you choose (excluding ketchup)?
Submitted by Redsojo
Ki Big Cheese
Schiracha aka Cock Sauce (It has picture of big chicken on it). Everything taste better with Cock Sauce.
June Miss Thang
I am not a fan of ketchup, so it would be a tossup between mustard and creamy horseradish.
Jay Marketing Geek
Jufran/Mafran... it's a Filipino condiment that sorta looks like ketchup... but it's a banana sauce and is tangy. I prefer the Hot kind.
