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We ask stupid questions, we get stupid answers. Okay... maybe all we've got is the capacity to rip off other people's slogans, but we do it with style damn it! Everyday us II stix goons will take time out of our busy schedule to answer your questions so you can sleep better at night. We know you'd only ask questions dear to your heart, and that's why we care.
Please remember that our answers make absolutely no sense at all, and are purely for entertainment value only. If you're going to start taking our advice, you're better off just jumping off a bridge.
Represent by submitting your answer to the Street Question.
Why do jeans get stiff?
Submitted by Icy
Ki Big Cheese
Perhaps, your BF jizzed on them?
June Miss Thang
That's what happens when your jeans are too small and you can't stop staring at my breasts, you perv.
Mike Legal Assasin
1. Because you don't wash them enough.
2. Because you're fat. You can't squeeze 10 lbs of cottage cheese into a 5 lbs bag. Go run a lap or 5.
Why does Pepto Bismol make your poop darker?
Submitted by Kiggah
Ki Big Cheese
Bismuth in the Pepto Bismol will turn everything black. Just look at the diagram below.
June Miss Thang
It's simple color theory. Just like yellow and blue make green, pepto and poop make... darker poop. Look it up if you don't believe me.
Mike Legal Assasin
1. You look at poop way too much.
2. Its because your soul is dark.
3. Bismuth + sulfur in you gi tract = dark poop.
Who or what is the biggest threat to Asian-America?
Submitted by Michael Cho
Ki Big Cheese
Cultural assimilation. We try too hard to fit in. Destruction of culture and self-identity is something we all need to stop from happening.
June Miss Thang
People like Tila "Tequila" Nguyen. If these are the kind of people the future of Asian-America has to look up to, we are truly doomed.
Jay Marketing Geek
Yellow Fever.
Besides yourself, if you had to choose the hottest male or female on iistix, who would it be and why?
Submitted by Anonymous
Ki Big Cheese
For female, I always thought Tito was pretty hot. She's just hot all over. For male, Currychicken is a good boyish looking dude. I think his retarded sense of humor makes him attractive.
June Miss Thang
If you all think I am going to say versus, you are wrong. After all, he was the biggest asshole on these boards! I still have a sweet spot for the forum sweetheart, kigga.
Jay Marketing Geek
How can I not be the hottest? I'm always sweating!
What question do you personally dread being asked and what question do you look forward to receiving?
Submitted by Tenjay
Ki Big Cheese
Dread: "Are you ready?"
Look Forward: "Are you ready?"
June Miss Thang
I hate small talk, so I hate when I see someone walking towards me and I know they're going to ask me how are you or how was your weekend, because I'm going to have to answer with some bullshit like fine how are you or oh same old same old. I like when people ask me about food because I can always talk about food and after all, I am the master of all things food.
Jay Marketing Geek
Dread: "So, when are you going to lose weight?"
Look Forward: "How do you like your steak cooked?"
If you could invite one person (living preferably) to the iistix boards, who would it be and why?
Submitted by Jay99
Ki Big Cheese
Wilt Chamberlain. This man had sex with over 20,000 women. Imagine all the stories this guy would tell.
June Miss Thang
Conan O'brien, because that man is a genius.
Mike Legal Assasin
Wow. There are so many. There are people I would invite do they could asnwer for war crimes, or crimes against humanity, George W. Bush and Tila Tequila. Some others because I think they are amusing, Kevin Smith or Chuck Klosterman. I would love Sen. Barack Obama, but to be honest, in my heart of hearts, I know who I really want to invite here. Your mom.
If you get a personal trainer and all other factors equal, would you rather it be a hot guy or a hot woman?
Submitted by Jay99
Ki Big Cheese
Money and hot women are motivation to all things in life for guys. Since money wasn't one of the choices, I'd have to say hot woman.
June Miss Thang
I'd rather have a hot woman. It would motivate me more.
Mike Legal Assasin
I would prefer a hot guy. Because even if you think you would work harder for a hot girl, you also waste time and energy staring at her. At least the hot guy can call you out for not putting forth good effort, if it was a hot girl giving you grief, you put forth the extra effort and then she leaves after your hour is done. Tease.
