Starring: Jason Michael Fong, Natalise, Katherine Fullenlove, Kimberly Chong
Directed by: Jason Michael Fong
“Can you turn into a bat?… I can put you in my pocket, and feed you like, bat-kibble.” – Preston.
Bite Me, is a short film, by Asian-American director Jason Michael Fong. Fong also portrays the protagonist, Drake, a lonely accountant cum vampire, who doesn’t seem to have much luck with the ladies and tries his hand at Last-Minute Mate Speed Dating. From that launching point, he meets an assortment of speed daters, including a gay event crasher (que?)… WILL HE FIND LOVE?!?!
This is a velvet two-by-four treatment of the construct of the “Asian American male” as a misunderstood, and sometimes persecuted race. Not to give too much away (the quote alone probably gave away a lot, since this flick runs as at a cool 13 minutes), but I encountered some close-to-home analogies for the white-Asian fetish, twinkies, the works.
And wow, Donkey Kong! Natalise was cast as one of the daters! FYI, this is her second appearance in a movie; the other movie was Ronin Boys, so it’s safe to say this was her better role for the Academies. It’s a cool connection for me because I was the emcee for the University of Massachusetts Amherst Asian Night a year ago, which Natalise was a guest singer. I got a chance to meet her entourage (the agent and old Asian mom), see her sing “Motherfucker!”, and essentially striptease her way into our hearts – no, she sucked. I’d still bonk her regardless. Anyways.
Bite Me isn’t mind-altering or industry-breaking, but it serves its viewers another fancy dish on minorities and love. Skim for pleasure.
Bottom Line: There’s not much to it, but this was an interesting take on the whole monkey business of being the “model minority” male.
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