Posted: 19 January 2011 12:17 PM   [ Ignore ]
Red Belt
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here’s a place to post good and bad jokes you get in your email or make up yourself. a client mistakenly forwarded this to her attorney (my boss).

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter ... Candy.”

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, “Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Let’s pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.

Posted: 28 March 2011 06:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
Purple Belt
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Joined  2008-02-18

Hey guys, new Abelism: funsies.

Posted: 29 March 2011 04:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Joined  2007-12-18

^^ made me smirk


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