going to this next weekend / got a call from the hottie roommate saying the older roommate was kicked out (jokingly) and i can move in anytime now / she exchanges flirtatious comments / was gonna start taking my stuff today, but the roommate says she won’t be home in the evening.
I was going to call you gay, but you have expressed a desire for women, so that would not be fair.
However, I am firmly convinced you are the type of guy who spends time on MySpace hitting with women/girls on there based on their slutty/badly composed profile pictures.
i do browse through myspace (aka “sexoffendersnearbyme.com") for girls that are nearby. i comment once in a while on interesting profiles, but i gave up a while ago. noobs like us get no love.