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Posted: 18 February 2008 02:40 PM   [ Ignore ]
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dear iistix crew,

it was a long time coming, but having the
site back up roxxorz my boxxorz.

muchas gracias,
pezyr

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Posted: 18 February 2008 03:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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dear co-worker that was just laid off,

the following reasons are why you were
never liked from the beginning (in case you
couldn’t figure it out):

- you’d yawn/answer your cellphone while
we were training you
- your amazingly snobby attitude towards
all people who didn’t already own their own property
- you TOLD a few of us to get you coffee
(if you’d asked nicely, we would have been happy to)
- you went off on one of the cleaning ladies
who dutifully placed your forgotten badge
in the lost and found area and left you a note
about it AFTER YOUR DUMB ASS
FORGOT IT IN THE PRINTER ROOM OVERNIGHT
- you either never showered, or always used
‘eau de poopoo’ cologne

best of luck with your job hunt,
pezyr

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Posted: 18 February 2008 10:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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tito asio,

i will miss you. thank you for taking care of me when i was little. i was a handful, i know.

:(

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Posted: 20 February 2008 09:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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dear beer,

it’s been such a long time that I have shared with you my intimate thoughts.  We have long been apart for so long that I don’t even know how to handle a good altering experience that you provide with your soothing magic.

I really missed you.

yours truly,

buzzing

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Posted: 21 February 2008 02:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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dear driver who was in front of me this afternoon,

you don’t have to hit the brakes that often.

sincerely,
the driver behind you

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Posted: 24 February 2008 07:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Dear Civilized World,
It is not polite to ask a new or expecting mother if they are going to breastfeed or if they are breastfeeding.  I’m not sure why anyone would think this is appropriate unless they are a close friend.  That means you Ryan Seacrest.  That means you crazy people at my old church who I haven’t talked to in two years.  And fuck you for wagging your finger and telling us that you nursed your youngest son until he was two.  That just points to why Joseph is so fucked up and spoiled.
-CC.

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Posted: 25 February 2008 11:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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i like being close to boobies!

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Posted: 26 February 2008 01:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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dear prof. furman,

you scare me. i’m editing my paper right now, and i can only *hope* you like it. i keep trying to figure out what you like, so i’m experimenting. i mean, it can’t be worse than the other papers you have criticized of mine…

your terrified (and humble) student.

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Posted: 26 February 2008 02:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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if he doesn’t like yours, imagine how he feels about the black students’ papers.

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Posted: 26 February 2008 06:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Is Emy old enough for that joke?

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Posted: 26 February 2008 07:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Dear II Stix,

I think that korean girl with an amazing voice you were referring to on that video is Charice Pempengo. not to burst your bubble, but she’s filipino :D

http://www.asianbite.com/default.asp?Display=1294

<3
me

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thanks and damn you’re fast!

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Posted: 26 February 2008 11:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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dear parents,

please care enough about children to take them to the doctor and get them the meds that they need.  no, it’s not they’re not trying hard enough… it’s that they’re ADHD.  aiyah.

do you really want your child to grow up a social outcast AND an academic failure?

thank you,

your child’s elementary school teacher

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Posted: 27 February 2008 07:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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^ yes!  it drives me crazy when parents refuse to properly treat their child’s ADHD, even when the diagnosis has been confirmed with a developmental psychologist, even when their child has fallen behind 3 grades at school, even when their home situation is so chaotic that there is no way they can help their kid with their homework properly, and even when you show them that absolutely nothing works as well as the meds, not even intensive counselling and family and school support. Sure, their dad was the same when he was a kid, he probably had ADHD too and wasn’t diagnosed.  Kids with ADHD are not only more likely to do poorly at school and in social situations, they’re more likely to drink excessively, do drugs and get into car accidents because of impulsivity, and that still fails to convince many parents.  It’s the most frustrating thing.  end rant.

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Posted: 27 February 2008 08:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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dear boss, you are a big stress ball!  it is just too much sometimes.  learn to relax and let things roll off ...  life is too short.  i don’t want to hear that you’re at the emergency room or the hospital anymore.  for the sake of your family!! please.

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Posted: 27 February 2008 10:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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kyoppo - 26 February 2008 06:20 PM

Is Emy old enough for that joke?

i wasn’t sure about that myself.  worth a try though.

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Posted: 03 March 2008 04:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Dear pimples,

Please go away. I know that I’m the only one who can see you, because you’re that tiny, but you’re making my chin itchy and knowing that you’re there really bothers me.

Amy

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