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Posted: 05 March 2008 12:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 76 ]
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One of the polish cleaning girls here at my apartment is really cute. but she has one of those lower back tattoo things and it’s really a turn off.

when did all these girls decide to get together and all said that it was a good idea to get that done there? I can’t recall any dude I know who likes it.

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Posted: 05 March 2008 12:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 77 ]
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do you really not like it?  i don’t mind it and actually find it a little intriguing.

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Posted: 05 March 2008 12:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 78 ]
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lemon tree - 03 March 2008 10:40 PM

heh - so the iistix consensus seems to be that most guys seem to experience some level of discomfort when faced with having to sleep next to another guy.  now that i think of it.  none of the guys who were supposed to share a bed with another guy ended up sleeping together.  one slept on the floor and the other on a wooden chair.  very manly indeed.

that’s because they don’t want to wake up to a guy cuddling them from behind; being cuddled by another guy is a bad thing.  unfortunately it happened to me. I guess my uncle thought I was his wife. it was so embarrassing! I actually froze for a min. then I did the “pretend to be asleep and move and make a snorting sound and stretch” so he could realize his gayness had his arms wrapped around me.

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Posted: 05 March 2008 12:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 79 ]
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i have no problems sharing a bed with another guy provided that it is with someone i already know and the bed is big enough so that there will be no contact with each other.

there was this one time when i had to share a bed with my friend and he proceeded to wrap his arm around me and mumble his ex’s name.  He was really hung up about her at the time.  I was like hell no and shoved his arm off me.  luckily nothing more happened after that.

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Posted: 05 March 2008 09:34 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 80 ]
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lemon tree - 03 March 2008 10:40 PM

heh - so the iistix consensus seems to be that most guys seem to experience some level of discomfort when faced with having to sleep next to another guy.  now that i think of it.  none of the guys who were supposed to share a bed with another guy ended up sleeping together.  one slept on the floor and the other on a wooden chair.  very manly indeed.

sorry LT to expose you to the ugly world of male sleeping habits, but another two words why it isn’t good for guys to sleep together in the same bed:

morning wood.

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Posted: 05 March 2008 10:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 81 ]
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UncreativeScreenName - 05 March 2008 12:04 PM

One of the polish cleaning girls here at my apartment is really cute. but she has one of those lower back tattoo things and it’s really a turn off.

when did all these girls decide to get together and all said that it was a good idea to get that done there? I can’t recall any dude I know who likes it.

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Posted: 07 March 2008 12:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 82 ]
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Posted: 07 March 2008 12:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 83 ]
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lemon tree - 03 March 2008 10:40 PM
heh - so the iistix consensus seems to be that most guys seem to experience some level of discomfort when faced with having to sleep next to another guy.  now that i think of it.  none of the guys who were supposed to share a bed with another guy ended up sleeping together.  one slept on the floor and the other on a wooden chair.  very manly indeed.

sorry LT to expose you to the ugly world of male sleeping habits, but another two words why it isn’t good for guys to sleep together in the same bed:

morning wood.

I think it would be worse if you rolled over and accidentally engaged your friend in a swordfight.

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Posted: 07 March 2008 06:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 84 ]
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Oh mah goodness.....lol. 

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lemon tree - 03 March 2008 10:40 PM
heh - so the iistix consensus seems to be that most guys seem to experience some level of discomfort when faced with having to sleep next to another guy.  now that i think of it.  none of the guys who were supposed to share a bed with another guy ended up sleeping together.  one slept on the floor and the other on a wooden chair.  very manly indeed.

that’s because they don’t want to wake up to a guy cuddling them from behind; being cuddled by another guy is a bad thing.  unfortunately it happened to me. I guess my uncle thought I was his wife. it was so embarrassing! I actually froze for a min. then I did the “pretend to be asleep and move and make a snorting sound and stretch” so he could realize his gayness had his arms wrapped around me.

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Posted: 07 March 2008 06:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 85 ]
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It is a tragedy when perfectly beautiful women decide to get a pair of bolt-ons.  downer

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Posted: 07 March 2008 06:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 86 ]
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down with ass-crack stripper tattoos and one-shoulder tops!  cool grin

UncreativeScreenName - 05 March 2008 12:04 PM

One of the polish cleaning girls here at my apartment is really cute. but she has one of those lower back tattoo things and it’s really a turn off.

when did all these girls decide to get together and all said that it was a good idea to get that done there? I can’t recall any dude I know who likes it.

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Posted: 07 March 2008 11:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 87 ]
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Posted: 08 March 2008 10:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 88 ]
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i was pimpin last night. that’s all.

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Posted: 10 March 2008 12:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 89 ]
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oohie is a fucking stud. a fucking. stud.

i’m gonna put him in therapy.

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Posted: 11 March 2008 02:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 90 ]
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minus the tattoo, she would be perfect.

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