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Posted: 30 June 2008 07:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 376 ]
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saw a hottie..then she spoke. WHOA MAN VOICE.

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Posted: 30 June 2008 07:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 377 ]
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i men a dainty german boy last weekend through a friend who was visiting when we met up with her friend who was also visiting. a dose of friendly and a dash of drunken affection. a little bit of guilt. something to giggle about and forget.

this past weekend, we met again by freak chance at an all asian, priiiiiiiivate birthday party. i told him i was seeing someone. and he told me it was fate. since there was no reason for us to ever see each other again in a city with a population of this magnitude. in his awkward little accent.

all my boys think he’s a douche.

balls in my court.

i dont want to play.

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Posted: 30 June 2008 08:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 378 ]
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Great, you were entranced by Hans from Die Hard.

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Posted: 06 July 2008 05:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 379 ]
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Never easy dealing with what you thought was a platonic friend who decides to get drunk and puts the moves on you at a club…

I feel sick

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Posted: 06 July 2008 05:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 380 ]
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what?

was he at least dressed nice?

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Posted: 06 July 2008 05:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 381 ]
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UncreativeScreenName - 06 July 2008 05:44 PM

what?

was he at least dressed nice?

haha diaf. it was definitely female. it’s weird to realize that she liked me right away when we first met like a month ago… and that every subsequent time we spent together probably didn’t sing a platonic tune.

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Posted: 08 July 2008 09:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 382 ]
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my co-worker pointed out this one
brazilian woman that is just super
ridiculously hot.

she said her body would make any
article of clothing look good, i agreed.

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the night is my companion, solitude my guide.

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Posted: 09 July 2008 07:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 383 ]
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turns out my gracious and happy concession was unneccessary.

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Posted: 09 July 2008 02:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 384 ]
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Girl I was talking to today at the gym said “my son’s fathers cousin something something..” and by the time she tried to finish her sentence, I had already lost interest.

The shy one who only waves and says hi from a distance is the cute one.

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Posted: 09 July 2008 02:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 385 ]
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UncreativeScreenName - 09 July 2008 02:13 PM

Girl I was talking to today at the gym said “my son’s fathers cousin something something..” and by the time she tried to finish her sentence, I had already lost interest.

The shy one who only waves and says hi from a distance is the cute one.

I think as soon as she said “my son,” I would have too.

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Posted: 10 July 2008 03:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 386 ]
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So this girl I met a couple Januaries ago at a vegetarian restaurant asked me if I could take pictures of her so she would have something other than party/bar/digicam shapshots of herself to send to promo agencies and what nots. I took her to the studio today to get a head shot and maybe an outfit change for full body. Out of both looks we did, this one was the winner. I still have a bunch of stuff to edit on it though.

Presenting, the one girl that still gets me all stupid and nervous and shit.

to compare with the original.

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Posted: 10 July 2008 08:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 387 ]
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^ awww!

Nice work, homes.

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Posted: 17 July 2008 02:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 388 ]
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Debbie Harry in the late 70’s.

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Posted: 17 July 2008 03:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 389 ]
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dang, i thought everyone abandoned this topic.

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Posted: 17 July 2008 04:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 390 ]
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maybe we’re just not thinking/talking about sex enough....no.

joe, you’re just a thread killer.

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