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Posted: 20 May 2008 02:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 271 ]
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One of my guy friends says to me, “You know what dude?  I don’t think I’m ever going to get married.”

And he sighed.

Does anyone else think that was an awfully weird thing for a guy to say?  In that manner?

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Posted: 20 May 2008 02:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 272 ]
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did he look like he wanted a hug after
dropping the line?

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Posted: 20 May 2008 03:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 273 ]
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^^sounds like a cry for some loving or someone to listen.  make sure he does that around a girl next time.

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Posted: 20 May 2008 03:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 274 ]
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just to make it clear,

that wasn’t me.

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Posted: 21 May 2008 06:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 275 ]
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So many girls in Japan are really hot.

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Posted: 21 May 2008 07:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 276 ]
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I think Samsung is selling an airconditioner.

But I didn’t notice.

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Posted: 21 May 2008 09:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 277 ]
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they should have had the air blowing up her skirt like the marilyn monroe movie.

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Posted: 21 May 2008 01:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 278 ]
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Either that girl is HUGE to make the ac unit look not so big, or that ac unit is normal size and she is just one big girl.

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Posted: 21 May 2008 01:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 279 ]
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she looks normal sized to me.  do you prefer tiny girls joe?

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Posted: 21 May 2008 09:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 280 ]
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i think he likes big air conditioners.

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Posted: 21 May 2008 10:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 281 ]
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I rarely find myself *mesmerized* but today I just could not stop staring at this girl in front of me as her tight little ass jiggled beneath her sheer black slacks as she strutted down Yonge St. in her 3.5 inch stilletos.

At least I did pay enough attention to the world around me to notice everyone else oggling her.

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Posted: 22 May 2008 06:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 282 ]
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i thought it would be easier since i was the one who left. but it’s been 3 months and i’m still grieving.

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Posted: 22 May 2008 07:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 283 ]
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beibekixu - 22 May 2008 06:59 AM

i thought it would be easier since i was the one who left. but it’s been 3 months and i’m still grieving.

I’m sure you made the best decision for yourself.

And I’m also sure that the you grieve for half the time that you were in a relationship bs doesn’t really apply.

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Posted: 22 May 2008 06:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 284 ]
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^^ You are also probably grieving because no one else has come along yet. But this grieving period is good for you. You will eventually realize that you don’t need someone else to make you hapy.

Hopefully you have cut off all contact with him since.

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Posted: 22 May 2008 08:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 285 ]
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^that’s not exactly true.. about that part where “no one else has come along yet” =\

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