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Posted: 25 April 2008 08:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 211 ]
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kyoppo - 25 April 2008 08:18 AM

It was weird.

I grabbed them, but you don’t know how long, or if you are supposed to massage them or whatever.

So I just cupped them firmly, complimented her and the after about 15 seconds, asked her if that was all.

She then stumbled away.

I wonder if it is OK for me to greet her like that if I meet her again when she is sober.

Walk up to her on the street and say hi. When she asks who you are reach out and cup her breast for a moment and then ask, “remember me now?”

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Posted: 28 April 2008 12:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 212 ]
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i’m getting relationship advice from someone i used to date. this is fun.

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Posted: 28 April 2008 12:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 213 ]
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you prefer their advice to all the free advice you could get on iistix?

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Posted: 28 April 2008 03:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 214 ]
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is this why when they grow up, they just want you to buy everything for them?

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Posted: 28 April 2008 03:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 215 ]
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too much damn pink!

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Posted: 28 April 2008 04:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 216 ]
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UncreativeScreenName - 28 April 2008 03:33 PM

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is this why when they grow up, they just want you to buy everything for them?

Is it weird that the photo made me want to get married and have kids?

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Posted: 28 April 2008 06:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 217 ]
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i don’t think i’m ever getting married

maybe that’s not a bad thing

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Posted: 29 April 2008 01:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 218 ]
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i want a new boyfriend.

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Posted: 29 April 2008 01:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 219 ]
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^ you have a bf?

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Posted: 01 May 2008 11:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 220 ]
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Someone asked me to father their child.

That’s pretty heavy.

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Posted: 01 May 2008 11:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 221 ]
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wordddd.... she gets back in T minus 7 days!

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Posted: 01 May 2008 12:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 222 ]
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T minus 7 days.

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Posted: 01 May 2008 12:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 223 ]
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shit, that’s what i meant.  hahah

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Posted: 01 May 2008 12:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 224 ]
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does the woman seeking your sperm not think she can get another man?

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Posted: 01 May 2008 01:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 225 ]
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Well, she not really into men as a habit.

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