When I hear Amish, I think of this funny bash.com quote
[Poyzin> The vet supervisor was asking me to jack off a horse to get the semen to artificially inseminate a female horse.
[Kilts> wtf lol
[Poyzin> But listen! This was a racehorse, so the owner says that I need to massage it’s prostate. I’m assuming you don’t know this, but the prostate on a horse is VERY fucking far back there.
[Poyzin> So, I get on the arm-length glove and I look in the room to see another doctor with a cat or something. Tells me we had too many animals so the horse was moved to a room close to the front.
[Poyzin> Well, I get there, and I put my arm in this horse’s ass. I’m talkin’ less than a foot from my shoulder deep. All in clear view.
[Poyzin> And then some redneck couple come in and they see me because this front room has shit protection on it.
[Poyzin> “You a vet?” The guy ask. I wait a few seconds to see if he was joking, but then I look back to the horse’s asshole.
[Poyzin> “Nah, I’m with the Amish. I’m their mechanic.”