Manager I Don’t Like: Hey Mike, did you know the our company if one of the 50 best companies to work for?
Me: What? Who said that?
Mgr: Well, 50 best in Britain.
Me: But we don’t work in Britain.
Mgr: Yes, but here, you have freedoms they don’t have in Britain.
Me: ...
Mgr: Well you do.
Me: You’re a McCain supporter, huh?
Mgr: I don’t understand what that has to do with anything, but I am.