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Posted: 19 June 2008 05:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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i hope the rich kid at school is the father to all of the babies.  this story will make a great story on lifetime in a year or two.

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Posted: 28 June 2008 10:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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Posted: 28 July 2008 09:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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Posted: 28 July 2008 10:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 34 ]
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^ HAHAHHAA.

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Posted: 29 July 2008 11:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 35 ]
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UncreativeScreenName - 28 July 2008 09:27 AM

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hahahaha

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Posted: 30 July 2008 11:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 36 ]
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imagine if this was real.
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Posted: 01 August 2008 11:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 37 ]
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http://www.canada.com/edmontonjournal/news/story.html?id=ba3498aa-995c-4f03-92f7-1a3cb0c79532

it’s all over the local news today - just really disturbing

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Posted: 09 August 2008 10:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 38 ]
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why did this guy have to be chinese?

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

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Posted: 10 August 2008 02:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 39 ]
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Because, maybe numerically speaking, it was going to be either a Chinese dude, or an Indian dude.

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Posted: 21 August 2008 01:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 40 ]
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i know this article is worthless without pictures, but it’s funny anyways:

Aug 21, 2008 10:08 am US/Eastern
Police Arrest NJ ‘Shinobi Warrior’ Drug Vigilantes - Pair Of Ninjas Armed With Throwing Knives, Chinese Stars, Swords, Arrows & Nunchucks - Personal Vendetta Against Drug Dealers, Users
CLIFTON, N.J. (AP) ― Clifton police say they arrested two men dressed liked ninjas and armed with Asian martial arts weapons who said they were sending a warning to drug users.

Calling themselves “Shinobi warriors,” the men wore black SWAT-type vests and carried knives, throwing stars, swords, nunchucks and a bow and arrows.

After being arrested early Wednesday in a car on Route 46, the men said they were delivering warning letters to drug dealers and drug users urging them to stop their “impure” activities.

The letters said those who persisted would be stopped with “justified yet, merciful force.”

Twenty-year-old Tadeusz Tertkiewicz and 19-year-old Jesse Trojaniak are charged with weapons possession.

Tertkiewicz is also charged with harassment for a letter left for an ex-girlfriend.

Trojaniak’s father tells The Associated Press his son is “not a maniac” and was only trying to help a friend.
(© 2008 The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

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Posted: 22 August 2008 07:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 41 ]
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1000 lbs woman?  WTF.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,408609,00.html

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Posted: 22 August 2008 08:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 42 ]
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Poor kid.  She probably sat on him.

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Posted: 22 August 2008 02:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 43 ]
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^^ <sarcasm>they better detain her before she runs</sarcasm>

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Posted: 22 August 2008 04:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 44 ]
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You would think that being bedridden and not being able to fit through a door would self-regulate a person’s size through the inability to get food to eat.

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Posted: 22 August 2008 04:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 45 ]
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yes, there’s clearly something wrong with the feedback loop there.

I’m just blown away at the fact that a human being could be 1000 lbs.  I’m surprised she’s not a differne species.  She’s an order of magnitude larger than other humans.

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